Margie: Edna, remember that time Daddy threw a BBQ for the whole town?
Edna: I do. I remember the contests, too.
Margie: Which ones were your favorites, Edna? I liked Hogtie the Cowboy myself.
Edna: I just knew you were going to say that, Margie. My favorite was the unofficial "kissing contest" I ran back behind the barn. Good thing Daddy never knew about that.
Margie: Edna, there is nothing like a BBQ flavored kiss from a hogtied cowboy. Daddy would have chained you to your bed if he'd known that, Edna.
Edna: Frankly, I'm amazed you never told him, you always were such a little snitch. Now, you want to tell me why you're bringing all this up now?
Margie: Because Daddy made a movie of our BBQ & Cousin T put it on this YouTuber place. Watch.