Hello Margie! Look at this card here, those knobby knees on the flamingos remind me of yours when you wear short pants. My lands, I almost busted a gut thinking that one up. Those flamingos are at the Hialeah Race Track, which is this historic horse racing track near Miami. It’s a good thing it’s not open anymore, or I’d have lost all my money betting on some fast filly.
Speaking of fast fillies, I do hope you’re behaving yourself while I’m gone. And you stay away from the mailman, you hussy, you know he’s my beau!
Love, Edna
Margie: Here's another postcard that proves how hateful and mean Edna is to me. She just can't resist sending me her old slurs. Old witch!
I wish Edna would bust a gut. Lord knows her gut is so big that it would be like a nuclear bomb hit if it busted.
Just you wait, Edna, until you find out that the mailman has been sweet-talking me. As soon as your back was turned here he came. You're a demon, Edna.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Edna At Hialeah Race Track
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2 comments:
roflmao. I bet the mailman has a special package for both you girls. Hope he's not FedEx.
FedEx? Is that those government people? Oh honey, I never mess with them. They might raise my taxes and Edna is taxing enough!
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