Edna: Margie, I was reading this nice young man’s blog today, and it got me to thinking. Some cake company sent him all this free stuff because he said in a magazine how much he liked their product. Do you think we’re famous enough that if we say we like something on our blog, some corporation will send us some swag?
Margie: Well, we are famous enough.
Edna: I think it’s worth a try. We should send them a letter.
Margie: Write it, Edna.
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Dear Corporate America,
We are two very famous bloggers, and we have a lot of friends. When we like something, we tell people. Please see our list below of our favorite things. We would appreciate it if you could send us a lifetime supply of everything on our list. Trust us, you’ll get a lot of free advertising because we talk to everyone, whether they want to talk to us or not.
Our Favorite Things:
1. Oreos
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Neutrogena RainBath
4. Hershey Kisses
5. Redken Clear Moisture Hair Care
6. Wal-Mart gift cards
7. Free books from amazon.com
8. Charmin
9. Bounty paper towels
10. Paula Deen Cookware
Thank you.
Yours very truly,
Margie: Well, we are famous enough.
Edna: I think it’s worth a try. We should send them a letter.
Margie: Write it, Edna.
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Dear Corporate America,
We are two very famous bloggers, and we have a lot of friends. When we like something, we tell people. Please see our list below of our favorite things. We would appreciate it if you could send us a lifetime supply of everything on our list. Trust us, you’ll get a lot of free advertising because we talk to everyone, whether they want to talk to us or not.
Our Favorite Things:
1. Oreos
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Neutrogena RainBath
4. Hershey Kisses
5. Redken Clear Moisture Hair Care
6. Wal-Mart gift cards
7. Free books from amazon.com
8. Charmin
9. Bounty paper towels
10. Paula Deen Cookware
Thank you.
Yours very truly,
4 comments:
hi margie and edna =)
hope you'll send me some oreos when you get the free stuff. haha
ps. your blog is quite amusing! God bless ya both
oh, ladies! I truly believe you two are definitely important enough to receive everything on your list. But no beefcake posters of George Clooney and Josh Holloway? I'm shocked!
Thank you both for visiting the basement.
Eyes, Love your blog. I'll gladly share any Oreos I receive but Edna is selfish and stingy.
Miss Amy, you are a true friend who recognizes greatness in others. No, there are no posters. We have the real thing in the basement.
Hm.. I was thinking of writing to restaurants to introduce myself as a food critic.
Will let you know if I have any luck on that!
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