Margie: Edna, I'm hiring a lawyer today. I'm suing the Jericho Messenger then I'm suing Jericho Kindred Spirits dating service. They said "discover our soul mate or life's companion." They lied. You know why I'm suing?
Edna: Because you're a contrary old hag who isn't happy until all those around you are miserable?
Margie: Look at this picture of the man I thought was my soul mate. What did yours look like?
Edna: Well, my gentleman sent me this really lovely picture of himself, so I was very excited.
Edna: Here's who showed up for the date.
Margie: Look at who really showed up for my date.
Margie: We'd better stick to finding our gentlemen at Bailey's.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Margie and Edna: Dating
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Ladies, sorry to hear your dating woes! Online dating is challenging... at least at Bailey's ya know what yer gettin'.
oh, ladies, i'm sorry online dating didn't work out for you.... but be honest -- how recent were the photos you provided of yourselves? :-)
Erika, you are so right. From now on I'll inspect the merchandise before I order.
Miss Amy, you do seem to ask the most personal questions. I sent a recent photo while Edna send her usual- the one where she was 22.
Come visit again, ladies.
You never really know who's behind those user names, do you? ;)
Edna here.
Well, it's like Mama always said: let the buyer beware. Of course, we got those dates for free, so I suppose it's also true that you get what you pay for. ;)
I once responded to an ad for ditch digging that said: "Discover your soil mate!" Them fellers were trouble in a box.
Cousin T.
Margie:Cousin T, I remember that. It took 4 glasses of my Special Tea to get you to quit cussing.
You get along to work now.
Oh NO!!! I thought it would get better the older you get!
ACK!!!
I think I'll just drink some more...
Margie:Random Chick, you need some of my Special Tea. It'll fix you right up.
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