Edna: While Margie is away this afternoon at Ladies' Bible study, I thought I'd finish up a project I've been working on. This is our front yard, but I think it looks kind of plain and in need of sprucing up.
Maybe I'll start with a tasteful birdbath.
And you know, Margie always says that lawn gnomes give her the heebie-jeebies, but I bet she'll change her mind once she sees how cute this one is.
And you can't have a decent front lawn without a couple of flamingos.
Or maybe just a few more. Doesn't that brighten the place up?
Oh my, I think Margie's going to be so surprised when she gets home!