Margie: Edna! Look on this TV. Sakes alive, it's The Pioneer Woman. She has her own show on the Food Network. Well, how do you like that? You know I'm the one who discovered her blog and told you about it. You'd think that would be worth a nice meal but have you seen her calling us? No! What do you have to say, sister?
But I tell you what, that country fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy she made on her show sure looked divine. Even better than yours, sister. MUCH better than yours, in fact.
Margie: Goody, goody. That's what I made for dinner and I'm going to eat it all by myself. Why don't you get some crackers and water for your dinner, dear?
Edna: God will judge you for being so stingy, sister, mark my words.