Margie: Edna, you get in here right now! I made two of these Mai Tai pies last night and one is missing. I made one with no liquor and one with extra liquor. Guess which one is missing, sister, and don't tell me a lie.
Edna: Margie, I cannot tell a lie. That pie you made was DELICIOUS. Hic.
Margie: Thank you, sister. I surely hope the Ex-Lax I added doesn't hurt you.
Edna: Well, now I know you're the one who's lying, you'd never ruin an alcoholic pie by adding something like Ex-Lax. Why don't you share the recipe with our readers while I go lie down? The room is starting to spin.