Monday, August 15, 2011

Cocktail Pies


Margie: Edna, you get in here right now! I made two of these Mai Tai pies last night and one is missing. I made one with no liquor and one with extra liquor. Guess which one is missing, sister, and don't tell me a lie.

Edna:  Margie, I cannot tell a lie.  That pie you made was DELICIOUS.  Hic.

Margie: Thank you, sister. I surely hope the Ex-Lax I added doesn't hurt you.

Edna:  Well, now I know you're the one who's lying, you'd never ruin an alcoholic pie by adding something like Ex-Lax.  Why don't you share the recipe with our readers while I go lie down?  The room is starting to spin.

1 comment:

RNSANE said...

I do love alcohol's a fun way to get drunk!

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