Margie: Edna, Wednesday is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day! I'm going to start my day with a big plate of chocolate covered biscuits. What will you have?
Edna: Maybe an antacid, in anticipation of all the chocolate I'll be eating on Wednesday. You know, I'm not a big fan of fruit and chocolate together, but Godiva has a Key Lime Truffle that will knock your socks off.
Margie: Key Lime and chocolate? Not for me. Give me some strawberries dipped in chocolate and a cowboy to feed me and that's what will knock your bloom, socks off.
Edna: Margie, no one wants to hear about you and any cowboys, so just hush up.
You know, I heard on the news the other night about chocolate-covered bacon. I like bacon and I like chocolate, but certainly not together!
Margie: No way do I want chocolate bacon. Yuck. I don't think I'd like any chocolate covered ants or grasshoppers either.
You've made me want chocolate milk. Why don't you go fix us a glass?
Edna: Sister, I'll make a deal with you: I'll fix you a glass of chocolate milk if you promise to stay out of this pound box of Russel Stover's I bought. I can't bring a box of chocolates into this house without you sticking your finger in the bottom of each piece to see what the filling is. Hands off!
Margie: Go fix the milk while I think about your deal.
Edna: Fine, but I'm taking my chocolates with me.
7 comments:
I like chocolate but I can forego all of it for MARZIPAN! That is my all time favorite stuff - now if it is covered in dark chocolate, much better...and what is wrong with handsome gentlemen feeding it to me? Nothing at all. Bring 'em on!
When we get the chocolates they end up with little bites in them.It's not me.We can blame the grandchild.I love chocolate covered peanuts.But I am a Chocoholic so I will eat almost anything chocolate.You can do some fun things with chocolate syrup.
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You Girls,
I love anything and everything chocolate. And, instead of a guy feeding it to me, how about, well, this blog is family friendly so I won't continue with my thought :D
Poetic Shutterbug, I can just guess, even if you don't say a word!!! Here in San Francisco, we have some very interesting chocolate shops.
Carmen, that's not what I was thinking but a viable option :)
Mmmmmm biscuits with chocolate gravy is one of the things my kids love to eat. Unfortunately for them, they're too darn hyper even now as teenagers for me to be brave enough to make it for therm more than about 2 times a year.
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