Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Margie: Edna, this is a day for people like you who don't have a sweetie who sends them a Valentine gift. I guess it's a day for smart women like me too because I'd rather be single as picking up after some man who thinks I'm going to be his maid and cook. I guess that's not limited to men since you seem to think the same thing. I know it's bad enough being stuck with you so I'm not about to add a husband to the equation.
Edna: Good Lord, Margie, the entire Jericho VFW is aware of your status as a single woman. So is the Jericho county sheriff's department, the volunteer firefighters, and that poor tax preparer at H&R Block you tried to sweet-talk into helping you get a bigger tax refund. You do not need a Singles Awareness Day, trust me.
Besides, I have a French-talking sweetie who's going to whisk me off to Tahiti this weekend so I don't need it either. I don't tell you everything, you know.
Margie: Edna, if you're going to Tahiti with a Frenchman then I'm going to New Zealand with this rugby player I just met. Don't hurry back.