Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ask Us Almost Anything


Margie: Edna, I have an idea to share with our readers. What do you think about letting them ask us questions?

For instance, they might want to ask why you're so crabby all the time. I'd like to hear that answer myself.

Edna: Margie, I doubt our readers would ask that. They're much too polite to make crass (and false) observations like that.

I do like this idea, though. We have a lot of knowledge to share...well, I do anyway. You're just a blowhard.

Margie: Genteel ladies like me can answer most any question from polite society. I know all about cooking, gardening, handsome gentlemen, rules of dating, and so forth.

Actually, there's not much I don't know. I'm not too good at math or geography though. What do you know, Edna?

Edna: I'm sure there's plenty you don't know, but I'll make up for your shortcomings like I always do. To paraphrase my favorite TV character, Dean Winchester: "I know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make me dangerous."

This could be fun, Margie!

Margie: Fruit loop!

Okay friends, here's your chance to ask us whatever you'd like to know. Please excuse us if we don't answer questions of a too personal nature. Ladies never tell as you know.

Anything else, Edna?

Edna: I think that pretty much says it all, Margie. We'll do our best to answer your questions, dear readers. And I'll try and keep my sister from lying when she doesn't know the answer.

Please leave your questions in the comments, and we will respond to them on Sept. 21st.


Karen said...

Do either of you have a favorite dessert? If so, may we have the recipe?

Katherine a.k.a. Katie said...

No question, just gratitude, I enjoy your blog so much! Wishing you happiness and very few crabby days

Stephanie B said...

What a brilliant idea! Sheer genius!

Why is it so easy for people to bring themselves to hate others? Has there ever been a time when hatred has solved a societal ill?

Mara said...

First, I'd like to say just how much I enjoy my visit to your blog everyday. :) No boring moments.

Now for my questions (I have two):

1. What do you do when a friend of yours starts "copying" you? Your words, your expressions, your favorite food and restaurants, almost everything that it's starting to annoy you. She may mean no harm though and it looks like she's not even aware that she's doing it.

2. This might be too personal for both of you so it's okay if you don't give out details but I'm just curious whether you two fight and how long did it last?

Madong Arizona said...

Coming just would like to see some Queries and Answers..

hitesh rawat said...

well this is good.....i'm gonna post a lot.....may not be in one post......


1- why Margie and Edna's Basement...... why not....roof....kitchen.....?


Con Artist Trickster said...

Pick one between these two:
A week without washing dishes bout you can't watch your dear boys' movies. (Or)
A week with extra movies of your favorite boys but with extra house cleaning also.

Patricia Rockwell said...

Margie and Edna,
I would so like to know more about the two of you. Have either of you been married? If not, I'm assuming you both have broken at least a few hearts in your day. Are there any stories you could tell?

Poetic Shutterbug said...

It seems like you've both had very interesting lives. Do you ever get bored? And, if so, what do you do to shake things up?

Doctor Faustroll said...

Is Toto there?

Anonymous said...

Do either of you belong to any old ladies societies or groups and if so/not why/why not?

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