Monday, June 28, 2010

Margie's Swimming Pool


Margie: Edna, I'm all set for summer. Look at the swimming pool Cousin T & his boss made for me. The Margiedales are out of nursing school for the summer so we'll be hanging in the pool.

I asked Meals On Wheels to deliver my food to the pool every day too. Guess what, Edna? I can even stay in the pool while one of the boys drives us to Grace's Market to buy Pepsi.

Edna: Lord in heaven, Margie! Just when I think you can't embarrass me more, you sink to new lows.

You mark my words right here and now: if you go driving down the street in that thing, I'm going to call Deputy Jimmy and report a moving violation. You and the Margiedales are in for a heap of trouble, sister.

Margie: Sister, the only moving violation in this town is your mouth!

Edna: Just don't you forget that we have decency laws around here, too. I'm not coming to bail you out of jail because you've been riding around town topless, you floozy.


RNSANE said...

What fun to be squeezed into that small space with all the Margiedals. Even though they aren't in nursing schools for the summer, they can practice CPR on you! Yummy.

Poetic Shutterbug said...

Topless with the Margiedales. A feel a poem coming on :D

Margie and Edna said...

Edna: Control yourselves, ladies!

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