Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Meals on Wheels

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Margie: Edna, Mrs. Pastor brought me this pamphlet yesterday and thinks you and I might qualify for Meals On Wheels. I like what it says about ending senior hunger because not everyone is fortunate to have food.

What do you think about it, sister?

Edna: I think it's a good idea. Especially since you set the kitchen on fire twice last week trying to cook us a hamburger patty. You're no spring chicken any more, and I'm not ashamed to say that we might need a little help.

Margie: I see now why an old friend of yours told me you used to be Hades On Wheels. That's why you're a moron now. I may not be a spring chicken but I'm not a numbskull like you.

Edna: Margie, it is the small mind that resorts to name-calling. You harpy.

Margie: Pot and kettle, sister. I'll give them a call tomorrow. Lord knows we'll starve if left to eat what you call food.

Edna: Fine, then you can complain to them about their cooking for a while. Goodness knows my ears need the rest.

2 comments:

Poetic Shutterbug said...

Now, Now ladies. Just look at it this way, you'll never have to wash dishes either. And, this should give you a new idea for making money. You can have the Margiedales deliver food or dessert to your neighbors on skates and charge a fee :D

RNSANE said...

I can think of something else the Margiedales can deliver and it isn't pecan pie!!!

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