Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Meals on Wheels


Margie: Edna, Mrs. Pastor brought me this pamphlet yesterday and thinks you and I might qualify for Meals On Wheels. I like what it says about ending senior hunger because not everyone is fortunate to have food.

What do you think about it, sister?

Edna: I think it's a good idea. Especially since you set the kitchen on fire twice last week trying to cook us a hamburger patty. You're no spring chicken any more, and I'm not ashamed to say that we might need a little help.

Margie: I see now why an old friend of yours told me you used to be Hades On Wheels. That's why you're a moron now. I may not be a spring chicken but I'm not a numbskull like you.

Edna: Margie, it is the small mind that resorts to name-calling. You harpy.

Margie: Pot and kettle, sister. I'll give them a call tomorrow. Lord knows we'll starve if left to eat what you call food.

Edna: Fine, then you can complain to them about their cooking for a while. Goodness knows my ears need the rest.


Poetic Shutterbug said...

Now, Now ladies. Just look at it this way, you'll never have to wash dishes either. And, this should give you a new idea for making money. You can have the Margiedales deliver food or dessert to your neighbors on skates and charge a fee :D

RNSANE said...

I can think of something else the Margiedales can deliver and it isn't pecan pie!!!

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