Monday, October 10, 2011

Uncovered Angels


Margie: Edna, guess what I found in today's paper? There's an article about a church that needed to raise money for their building fund. I'm going to be charitable and buy one of their calendars 

Edna: Margie, you hussy. You don't care about helping them raise money, you just want to buy one of those nekkid old men calendars they're selling!  You know what someone is when you have to pay to see them naked, right?

Margie:  Smart?

Edna:  Pfft.

Margie: Well, I'm going over to the church to tell Pastor that I know how we can get money for our building fund.

Edna: You'd best tell him it was all your idea, too. I don't want you dragging me into your floozy nonsense.

Margie: Well, my idea is actually to use the YOUNG men. I guess you're going to lie & say you're not interested?

Edna: I am not. It's indecent and that's all I have to say on the matter.

Margie: Indecent would be those magazines you have hidden in your hopeless chest.

Edna: Margie, you are a lying liar who does not know what she's talking about. Are you out of your brain pills again?

Margie: Do you even have a brain, nitwit?

Edna: A bigger one than you have, sister.

Margie: Then why isn't your head bigger?

1 comment:

Poetic Shutterbug said...

A hopeless chest LOL :D You two are hysterical. Nekkid men - I'll buy a copy :D

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