Margie: Edna, I stayed up late last night to watch Gone With The Wind again. I do love that movie and I enjoy it when you're not around flapping your gums. Anyway, I was thinking about who would be my fantasy couple to star in a remake.
I would play Scarlett because she had great beauty and charm. Rhett would be played by Jensen Ackles. I can see us now standing at the foot of that grand staircase. As we gaze into each other's eyes Scarlett (me) says, " Frankly, my dear, pick me up and take me up this dang staircase."
Edna: Oh, good Lord. Any movie with you in it would be a monster movie, not a sweeping romantic drama. Maybe you could be in a remake of "The Creature From the Black Lagoon." You certainly have the complexion for it, heh heh heh.
Margie: Edna, maybe you can kiss my grits!