Margie: Today is Plant A Flower Day. Edna, we'd best get outside and do some planting because you know what Mama always said. Mama said a house is nekkid without flowers. I think I'll plant some pretty roses. What about you, sister? More stinkweed this year?
Edna: Perhaps some hemlock, sister dear.
Margie: Poor Mama would be so ashamed of you, God rest her Soul.
Edna: At least I'm not a hypocrite like some sisters I could name. You are anything but a pretty rose, Margie. More like a dandelion, popping up where they're not wanted.
Margie: Right back at you, idjit!
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