Tuesday, November 23, 2010

National Cashew Day


Margie: Edna, remember how we used to fight over cashews when Daddy would bring them home? Wonder why he didn't bring 3 cans because he could eat a whole can same as you and me?

I'm glad this is Cashew Day because I'm going to celebrate with this can right here. Eat your heart out, sister.

Edna: You always were a stingy so-and-so! Daddy would not be proud of you right now, I can tell you that much.

And don't come crying to me later when you've got a stomachache from scarfing down that whole can, you glutton.

Margie: Edna, where's that Maalox?

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