Margie: Edna, look at the TV. Have you seen the uproar over these airport pat downs? My stars, look at that muscular, handsome security man. Why that's plumb indecent.
Sister, did I tell you that I need to take a flight next week?
Edna: Go ahead, you hussy, but try not to be insulted when they just wave you on through without laying a hand on you.
Margie: Oh honey, when they see the padding I plan to stuff in my dress then they'll have to lay hands on me. Whee!
Edna: Margie, I think it's a federal offense to try and fool a TSA officer. Have a nice trip, sister!