Sexting Thoughts

Margie: Edna, I don't know what the world is coming to. I was just reading about these kids doing sexting. Lord a mercy. Do you know what Mama would have done to us if we'd sent a sex message to a boy or our nekkid pictures?

Mama would have heated your tushie, sister, because you were always in the middle of any wrongdoing. I knew how to act like a lady.

Edna: Margie, are you going to sit here and have me and our readers believe that you would never have sent a risque picture to a beau if you had the means to do it? Because I heard some stories around town when we were young...

Margie: That's exactly right you floozy. Well, I heard stories too so you best hold on to your bloomers and duct tape your mouth or I'll tell them.

Edna: Ah, but the difference is, the stories I heard about you were true.

But you know, you're actually right Margie. Kids today need to show a little more restraint and decorum when they communicate with each other. Let them learn from us; if they're not careful, stories could go around about them for a very long time.


Margie: I'll have to agree, Edna. You're a good example too. You never thought your girlish doings would come back to bite you in the tushie all those years later.

Nobody's taking nekkid pictures of me to use for blackmail! I'm not talking about you, Hef. Call me.