Our ship put in at Acapulco the other day and a gentleman friend of mine took this picture of the cliff diver doing his thing. You can't see me, but I'm at the bottom of that cliff with a nice fluffy towel to help that handsome young man dry off. He was most appreciative!
Now, you'd best start cleaning up the mess from whatever parties you had while I was gone because my ship will be back in port soon. I got you a souvenir, but you'll just have to wait to see what it is. Tell Cousin T to gas up the car and meet me at the airport on Monday. I'm on my way home, sister!