Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dollar General


Margie: Edna, I'm glad to see that our Dollar General store has enlarged their grocery section. I can usually get more there for my money. How about you ?

Edna: If I wanted groceries, I'd go down to Gracie Leigh's. Nothing's changed around her store in nigh on 30 years.

Margie: Lord a mercy, Edna, you're just stuck in the past.

Edna: I do dislike change. I'm going to write a letter.

Margie: Who cares if you write one, nitwit? You're nobody's boss.

Edna: I like it when things are plain and simple, why do companies always have to make "improvements" that aren't really improvements at all?

Margie: I wish somebody would improve your foul temper. You act just you did when you had PMS.

Edna: Kiss my grits, Margie.


Lisa newton said...

LOL! I am heading to Kentucky next week and love visiting the Dollar General. We don't have one in Califorina!

spinninglovelydays said...

LOL, as always :)

siteseer said...

I don't like change either.

My Journey said...

I haven't been to a Dollar General but we do have dollar stores here. I'm not so sure about buying foods there but other stuff is ok :) Great post!

ZAJA Natural said...

Hahaha! I personally do not like the selection of food at dollar stores.

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