Margie: Edna, I'm glad to see that our Dollar General store has enlarged their grocery section. I can usually get more there for my money. How about you ?
Edna: If I wanted groceries, I'd go down to Gracie Leigh's. Nothing's changed around her store in nigh on 30 years.
Margie: Lord a mercy, Edna, you're just stuck in the past.
Edna: I do dislike change. I'm going to write a letter.
Margie: Who cares if you write one, nitwit? You're nobody's boss.
Edna: I like it when things are plain and simple, why do companies always have to make "improvements" that aren't really improvements at all?
Margie: I wish somebody would improve your foul temper. You act just you did when you had PMS.
Edna: Kiss my grits, Margie.