Thursday, July 30, 2009

Edna's Bloomers


Margie: Edna, I can't believe I found this. Thank you for not showing your face. You ought to be plumb ashamed making a floozy picture like this.

Edna: Well, for crying out loud, what makes you think those are MY legs? You just said you couldn't see the model's face. Although, those feet are certainly petite enough to be mine.

Margie: Edna, I've known you for decades so don't try to pretend that I don't recognize that old body of yours. You have more sags and droops now but this picture was in your younger day.

You never could recall where you'd left those bloomers could you?

Edna: I know exactly where I left those bloomers, but if I let the cat out of the bag I'd also embarrass a very high-ranking politician. We've had enough of those kinds of scandals lately, don't you think?

Margie: Thank you Edna. That's a very wise decision on your part. You certainly don't need to start another scandal.

Edna: Margie, I don't think you want me to start talking about who causes the scandals around here. I still have those pictures I took the last time Deputy Jimmy hauled you off to the pokey for indecent exposure. Don't make me share them with our readers.

Margie: Stifle it, dingbat.


Laiza said...

I must admit the bloomers are cute.:)

Silly Willy and Fluffy said...

Edna, those bloomers are so cute!
Fluffy has a pair just like those.
Now we can call you both "Sisters in
Bloom"! Hahahahahahaha!
We just love you two! Have a great day! Hugs!
Silly Willy & Fluffy

Sheila said...

You guys always give me a laugh!

spinninglovelydays said...

Ah, bloomers... I attended a school run by Benedictine nuns and when I entered highschool, they switched the PE uniform from shorts to bloomers. We looked really ridiculous playing volleyball in them, lol.

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