Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Margie: Edna, I've been thinking and I owe you an apology. You have been a good sister. I know you love me but you don't like showing your feelings a lot. Christmas is coming and I don't want us to be at odds. Let's be friends.
You're a good person, Edna. I could just write forever about your good qualities.
Edna: Margie, I truly hope that you're not trying to butter me up so I'll buy you one of those Supernatural Season 3 boxed DVD sets that comes out today. Because you are out of your cotton-pickin' mind if you think that.
Margie: Edna, I'm as sincere as I can be. You don't have to buy me anything. I was just trying to be a nicer person. I should be grateful to have a good sister and I am.
Would you like for me to make some of those nice brownies you love so?
Edna: Margie you stop that right now, you're starting to freak me out, as the hipsters say today. It's like you've become a pod person, or maybe you've been possessed. That's it, isn't it?
Well, I'll be buying my DVD set at the store today. If you've really turned a new leaf and become a more loving sister, you'll show that love by keeping your grubby paws off my copy.
Margie: Edna, I tried being nice. If you don't buy me a copy of my own, you selfish hoodlum, I'll watch yours until there's no Jensen left to see on it.
You got that, Edna?
Edna: A-ha! There you have it folks, I knew she was faking it! Margie, you can go buy your own copy, you deceitful hag. And while you're at it, you'd better leave the acting to the professionals.