Edna: Folks, April is National Poetry Month, and in honor of the occasion I've written a few haiku poems about some of my favorite things! I hope you all enjoy them. (Except you, Margie, I already know what you're going to say so you can just zip it right now.)
Margie is Gone, by Edna (Callahan) DuBois
Margie's out tonight.
I don't know where, I don't care.
Good riddance, harpy!
Mon Cher Gilles, by Edna (Callahan) DuBois
Smooth, charming Frenchman.
I'd love private dance lessons!
Leave your wife at home.
Death by Chocolate, by Edna (Callahan) DuBois
I like my chocolate
Like I like all my young men:
Sweet, handsome, and rich.