Monday, December 5, 2011
Margie: Edna, you leave me alone every Christmas while you take a dumb vacation. I'm happy you go but I resent being stuck here with all the chores. I deserve some help while you're gone so here's what you can give me for Christmas this year.
Edna: Margie, what on Earth makes you think you even deserve a Christmas present? The way you've treated me and the rest of the town all year, you'll be lucky if anyone gives you a gift. It figures you'd want something like one of those scantily-clad male maids, you're such a floozy.
Margie: Edna, would you rather give me a present or had you rather spend your vacation wondering if I'm in your room or throwing out all your old Tupperware? Oh, that does sound like fun.
Edna: Margie, I'm padlocking my bedroom door and windows so I won't be worried one bit about what you'll try to get up to while I'm gone. Besides, that's your Tupperware so feel free to throw it all out.
Margie: Idjit, padlocks can't stop me. Dynamite should clear your whole room and all your junk. Just get me a maid.
Edna: Fine, here's your maid. I hope you and she are very happy together.