Margie: Edna, there were lots of new TV shows last week and I found some favorites. I don't like Dancing With The Stars but I'm watching because my friend, Nancy Grace is on it. She's doing a great job too. At least she doesn't step on her partner's toes like somebody I know does, sister.
I really liked Person Of Interest. I love to watch a handsome man kick tushie. My favorite new show, though, was Revenge. That show could give a person lots of ideas. What did you like, Edna?
Edna: Oh no you don't! You're just trying to trick me into revealing my favorite new show because you know that as soon as I do, it will get canceled. Well, I'm on to you sister!
All right, maybe I liked Ringer, just a little bit. I'm finding it a little confusing, though.
Margie: Edna, that's because you're always confused. I think I'll get my pistol and cancel you!
Edna: Kiss my grits, harpy. While we're on the subject of you being an idiot, why didn't the DVR tape last night like I set it to? Admit it, you erased the recording because you knew the show was about dinosaurs and you were afraid you'd spot one of your old boyfriends.
Margie: That wasn't all I erased, nitwit.
Edna: That's true. You erase at least a year off your age every time you have a birthday. Keep that up and pretty soon you'll be too young to drive legally.