Margie: Edna, did you read about this Debbie Reynolds Hollywood auction? My word, look at what this Marilyn Monroe dress sold for. Do you remember when you and I went to the picture show and saw that dress in the "Seven Year Itch"?
You said you'd make us one just like it and you did! Yours was white and mine was red.
Edna, let's call that auction house and tell them Marilyn also had a red dress just like that white one and we'll auction my dress and pretend it was hers. Lord, thank you for making my brain so big.