Edna: Ladies and gentlemen, I feel I really must apologize for my sister's behavior lately. I don't know what's gotten into her, what with all her talk of "Margiedales" and locking handsome men in our basement and whatnot. I swan, sometimes I think the pharmacist must be swapping out her iron pills for hormone pills! Well, in honor of the upcoming holiday and since it's MY Fun Friday, I'm sharing a little family-friendly entertainment today.
Note to all you handsome men out there: if you see my sister coming, you'd best turn tail and run the other way because she is plumb out of her floozy gourd right now.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Edna's Halloween-y Fun Friday
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Margie: Edna, I called your psychiatrist about your latest breakdown and he's sending a van for you shortly. I tried to tell him that you stopped taking your anti-psychotics but he already knew.
Goodbye Edna.
Edna: Kiss my grits, you floozy. I'm the only sane (and respectable) one around here, and we both know it.
Now, now girls. You two need each other. Remember, Halloween is almost here. There is safety in numbers, even if it's only TWO!
Girls, I was very disappointed that I could not open the basement gate in order to take the Margiedales with me to Hollywood. However, I did find a few more applicants while there. http://poeticshutterbug.blogspot.com/2009/10/hollywood-boulevard-characters.html
Happy Halloween you two :)
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