Fun Friday

Margie: Edna, see you later. I'm going to check out the neighbors' new pool.




Margie: See why I don't tell her everything?

Got room for Margie, sweetie?

Margie: Bathing Beauty

Margie: Edna, I am not a summer person. I hate this heat. I'm finally going to do something about it.

If you don't want me to go nekkid in the yard then you best look at these bathing suits I picked out and tell me which one would look best on my curvy body.

Edna: Just how many of those bathing suits are you planning on wearing at a time, Margie? You're going to need at least five if you want to cover all your curves.

Oh, all right, if I must choose then I like the one on the left. I'd best go call the neighbors and warn them you'll be out and about, flaunting your whatnot out in the front yard. They'll want to make sure they keep their children safely inside the house.

Margie: Good Lord, what an idiot you are! Why would I want to cover my curves, Edna? I'm going to get the bathing suit that shows the most curves then I'm pulling my lawn chair out by the mailbox. I'll lay and wait to see which gentleman stops first.

You worry about your own whatnot, nut case.

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Margie: May all you ladies be hot tamales today.

Margie Loves Beefcakes

Margie: Edna, I'm looking at pictures because I'm thinking of redecorating my basement. Would you like to give me your opinion on which of these three I should use? Maybe I should use all of them?

Edna: For heaven sakes Margie, can't you see I'm busy? These dishes don't wash themselves, you know! Fine, if I look at your silly pictures, will you please leave me alone?

Margie: Edna, you're not normal. Here's the pictures.

So, what's it gonna be, Edna? All three? Can I borrow some of your face powder?









Edna: Margie, you never could make up your mind, could you? Hang them all up and be done with it, see if I care.

And you stay out of my make-up, you're not using anything of mine to lure men down into your basement of iniquity.

Margie: Jealous as usual.
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