Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Margie: Edna, today is Ice Cream Soda Day and Lord knows it's too hot for anything else. I'm going to go put on my bikini. When I get back I'm making me a huge strawberry ice cream soda then I'm going to sit by the pool. You'd best stay inside as you know what the sun does to your old wrinkles.
Edna: Don't worry, Margie, there is no way I'm appearing in public next to you if you're dressed like that. I'll stay inside with my own ice cream soda, where it's cool. Don't expect me to put aloe on your sunburn later, either.
Margie: Thank you, sister, for that idea you just gave me. I'm going to sit in the shade and sell ice cream sodas to whoever wants one. I expect to be extremely busy so you may have to run to the store to get more ice cream for me.
Edna: It's your idea so you can do it your own self, you freeloader. It's not "help your sister make money that she's not going to share with you anyway" day.
Margie: You're right. It's a day to sell ice cream sodas to handsome gentlemen and keep all the cash for myself. Stay out of my way.