Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Margie: Edna, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but your tushie is getting broader by the day. I know you hate exercise but today is Gardening Exercise Day. We need to do some gardening anyway so we can have fun and exercise at the same time. Get up and come on. Maybe I'll fix you some of those sugar snap peas for dinner.
Edna: Sister, after all those insults you'd best not get anywhere near me while I have this shovel in my hand.
Margie: 911? This is Margie. Send deputies quick! Edna is attempting to murder me.
Edna: You just keep digging that hole, sister, and tell me when you hit six feet deep.