Margie: Edna, people are greedy and selfish and that's a fact. I sent Cousin T to find me some Cadbury eggs and do you think folks had the decency to leave a few on the shelves? No, they didn't. That's my favorite Easter candy too.
Edna: Copycat, you're just saying that because I said it was my favorite candy the other day. Maybe Cousin T just didn't look in the right places, because I had no problems stocking up.
I have a hankering for some of those malted milk candy eggs. I have a hard time eating them with the dentures, but they're just as tasty to suck on.
Margie: Suck on your thumb, big baby, and let me have that candy. Don't make me get my pistol to you.
Edna: Talk about all bark and no bite. What are you going to shoot me with, jelly beans?
Margie: I wouldn't waste a bean on you, dumb bunny. Try buckshot.
