Sunday Funnies

Time to make the donuts

Edna: Margie, take a look at this cooking show I found on YouTube. He makes donuts the same way you do! I bet they taste about as good as yours, too.



Margie: Edna, I'm calling my lawyer! That nitwit stole my idea. You know he copied my way of making donut holes!

I'll be a rich woman when my lawyer is through with him.

Edna: Your lawyer must be a fool, you don't have to have gone to law school to know that you can't sue a puppet. Besides, I've been after you for years to stop making donuts that way, it puts too many holes in the ceiling.

You know, I think I've found my new favorite cooking show!

Margie: And I think I've found your perfect nitwit match. I'll make donuts for your wedding.

Only a puppet would want to live with you, Edna.

Sweet Treats

Edna: Margie, I've noticed something interesting about our readers. Would you like me to tell you what it is?

Margie: I would like to know if you're planning to tell the truth.

Edna: Margie, unlike some others I could name, I almost always tell the truth. What I've noticed is that we get a lot of traffic and comments when we post pictures of hunky men, and when we post about sweet treats like donuts. What do you think about that?

Margie: Edna, that makes perfect sense to me. Hunky men are sweet treats! I have a lot of comments I could make about that subject. Would you like to hear them?

Edna: Margie, I only want to hear them if they can be repeated during Bible study. Otherwise, you just keep your smutty comments to yourself.


And now, just for our readers, we present the following...

Lost's Josh Holloway in the August issue of GQ

Jensen Ackles, Supernatural

A succulent Krispy Kreme donut....yum!

Even Mr. Dimples can't resist a donut.

Honey, would you like something sweet?