Edna: Margie, I've noticed something interesting about our readers. Would you like me to tell you what it is?
Margie: I would like to know if you're planning to tell the truth.
Edna: Margie, unlike some others I could name, I almost always tell the truth. What I've noticed is that we get a lot of traffic and comments when we post pictures of hunky men, and when we post about sweet treats like donuts. What do you think about that?
Margie: Edna, that makes perfect sense to me. Hunky men are sweet treats! I have a lot of comments I could make about that subject. Would you like to hear them?
Edna: Margie, I only want to hear them if they can be repeated during Bible study. Otherwise, you just keep your smutty comments to yourself.
And now, just for our readers, we present the following...
Lost's Josh Holloway in the August issue of GQ
Honey, would you like something sweet?
