Thursday, January 28, 2010

Travelin' Edna

Edna: Hello everyone! As some of you were aware, I was taking a vacation from my sister--er, BLOGGING, but I just couldn't stay away any longer. I missed you all too much, and I had to see what my sister was up to in my absence. I suppose Margie behaved herself somewhat on our blog while I was gone, but trust me when I tell you that you do NOT want to see the mess she made in the basement. My lands, I don't know what she was up to down there, and I don't want to know so none of you tell me.

I didn't tell anyone where I went on my vacation because I didn't want my sister tagging along. She gets whiny when she thinks she's missing something fun, so I just told her I was going to a month-long knitting seminar. I surely didn't think she was dumb enough to believe that, but she didn't bat an eyelash when I told her that load of baloney. She even helped me pack, wasn't that sweet?

Now, if you're all waiting for me to tell you where I went, you've got a long wait coming. I had so much fun that I'm planning on going back and I don't want my sister ruining it for me by going there and getting our good family name banned from the state. I'll give you a hint, though: it had palm trees, sand, and sun. And it was someplace where they know how to treat the elderly with dignity and respect. That's all I'm going to say, but I did come back with a lovely tan and a little souvenir for Margie.


Edna: I think it looks a little like Margie.


Grampy said...

Glad to have you back. I think I figured out where you went. I won't tell. How do you like the Flamingos?

Poetic Shutterbug said...

I'm happy you are back, now maybe Margie won't be so grumpy. I think she did miss you :)

Margie and Edna said...

Margie: Edna, you're a lying liar. Poetic, I'll thank you to stay in your own business. I don't miss old hags like Edna.

RNSANE said...

I think Margie missed you, as well...though she will NEVER ever say she did. She did drink an awful lot of your special tea while you were gone, however!

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