Margie: I love getting up every morning and enjoying my first cup of coffee. I like to start the day on a positive note which is why I'm glad Edna sleeps late.
I always think about all the things that I'm grateful for in my life. One thing I thought of this morning is toilet paper.
If you all had lived during the time of the outdoor toilet then you'd know what I'm talking about. Toilet paper is much better for you than the Sears catalog pages, newspaper pages, corn cobs, and so on.
I hope you appreciate your toilet paper.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Thanks To Toilet Paper
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Margie hears from Edna
From: cruisinedna@yahoo.com
To: margieandedna@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 2:05 PM
Dear Margie,
Well, isn't technology marvelous? Even out here in the middle of the ocean, I can send you an email to tell you have much fun I'm having without you! This cruise was such a wonderful idea, I'm glad I thought of it.
There are so many lovely gentlemen on this boat, I have my pick of the litter. The captain is quite a looker, and goodness, he does look sharp in his uniform. He let me steer the boat for a while the other evening, but he got handsy and distracted me while I was steering so I had to nip that in the bud. What if I'd steered us into another boat or something?
I should have gone on this trip years ago, I've always said that every lady should take a grand trip at least once in her life. I've seen so many lovely things. A gentleman friend of mine has let me borrow his digital camera and I've taken some dandy pictures! As soon as I figure out this uplink doohickey, I'll send you some photos. In the mean time, you behave yourself, you hear me?
Love, Edna
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From: margieandedna@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Eat your heart out, old woman!
To: cruisinedna@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 2:58 PM
Dear Edna,
Why do you always pretend you can't wait to get away from me yet you contact me every time you go on vacation? I am having fun here too.
I haven't put on a stitch of clothes since you left. I'm as free as a bird. I do have to be careful, though, when I'm drinking my coffee.
I don't believe a word of your nonsense. What have you been drinking on that boat? You know you have to be careful with your allergies.
You keep on dreaming, Edna. I hope you meet a man who can stand your sharp tongue then you can just get married on the ship and keep on cruising.
I have to go now. I'm meeting the VFW down at Bailey's Tavern. I'm going to find me a young one and ask him to walk me home because I'm scared of the dark.
Don't forget to lean over the rail and take a nice picture of the water.
Your sister,
Margie
Monday, July 6, 2009
Naked Recreation Week
Margie: Yes, you see correctly that it's nude recreation week. I'm so happy my old sister is vacationing so I can have this week to myself.
Some of us from Bailey's will be meeting at the creek for skinny dipping. You all should come join us. I'll not be wearing clothes in the house all week and you know how Edna would have a hissy fit about that.
What will you do this week? Go nude in the house? Yard? Go skinny dipping? Whatever you do be careful but have fun.
I wonder if I should streak through the grocery store? Wouldn't that be fun?
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
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