Uncovered Angels

Margie: Edna, guess what I found in today's paper? There's an article about a church that needed to raise money for their building fund. I'm going to be charitable and buy one of their calendars 

Edna: Margie, you hussy. You don't care about helping them raise money, you just want to buy one of those nekkid old men calendars they're selling!  You know what someone is when you have to pay to see them naked, right?

Margie:  Smart?

Edna:  Pfft.

Margie: Well, I'm going over to the church to tell Pastor that I know how we can get money for our building fund.

Edna: You'd best tell him it was all your idea, too. I don't want you dragging me into your floozy nonsense.

Margie: Well, my idea is actually to use the YOUNG men. I guess you're going to lie & say you're not interested?

Edna: I am not. It's indecent and that's all I have to say on the matter.

Margie: Indecent would be those magazines you have hidden in your hopeless chest.

Edna: Margie, you are a lying liar who does not know what she's talking about. Are you out of your brain pills again?

Margie: Do you even have a brain, nitwit?

Edna: A bigger one than you have, sister.

Margie: Then why isn't your head bigger?

Fun Friday

Margie: Ladies, are you fed up with men having all the fun? Just look at this.

I think the time for change has come so I've decided to start my own business for ladies only. My cowboys will be out and about to entertain you.

First, I need a few good ladies to drop by the basement and help me select our finalists from these manly applicants. Take a look then come on over and help me pick out the most qualified.

Look them over, ladies. Touching is permitted.

Fun Friday

Margie: Look at this nice dessert I picked up at the store.

Have a great weekend. I will.

Sexting Thoughts

Margie: Edna, I don't know what the world is coming to. I was just reading about these kids doing sexting. Lord a mercy. Do you know what Mama would have done to us if we'd sent a sex message to a boy or our nekkid pictures?

Mama would have heated your tushie, sister, because you were always in the middle of any wrongdoing. I knew how to act like a lady.

Edna: Margie, are you going to sit here and have me and our readers believe that you would never have sent a risque picture to a beau if you had the means to do it? Because I heard some stories around town when we were young...

Margie: That's exactly right you floozy. Well, I heard stories too so you best hold on to your bloomers and duct tape your mouth or I'll tell them.

Edna: Ah, but the difference is, the stories I heard about you were true.

But you know, you're actually right Margie. Kids today need to show a little more restraint and decorum when they communicate with each other. Let them learn from us; if they're not careful, stories could go around about them for a very long time.


Margie: I'll have to agree, Edna. You're a good example too. You never thought your girlish doings would come back to bite you in the tushie all those years later.

Nobody's taking nekkid pictures of me to use for blackmail! I'm not talking about you, Hef. Call me.

Sunday Funnies

Naked Recreation Week

Margie: Yes, you see correctly that it's nude recreation week. I'm so happy my old sister is vacationing so I can have this week to myself.

Some of us from Bailey's will be meeting at the creek for skinny dipping. You all should come join us. I'll not be wearing clothes in the house all week and you know how Edna would have a hissy fit about that.

What will you do this week? Go nude in the house? Yard? Go skinny dipping? Whatever you do be careful but have fun.

I wonder if I should streak through the grocery store? Wouldn't that be fun?

Fun Friday

Margie: I thought I'd share something special with you today. It's something Edna missed out on and I'm grateful for that.

Yes, I met a Playgirl centerfold named Jim Cavaretta. This was way back in the 60's but who cares? You know he made an impression on me since I can still see him and that picture in my memory!

If you ever have a chance to see that issue then you should take it. He made a fine nekkid picture!!

I should also add that he and his sisters were delightful and I appreciate the amount of time they spent with me. Nice folks.