Love and Marriage

Edna: Folks who have been married long enough find that with time and experience comes wisdom. Below are a few of our favorite bits of wisdom about marriage.

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl

“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.” -Unknown

"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson

“They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." -Erma Bombeck

Sunday Funnies

Sunday Funnies

Reporter: "So you are 100 years old. How did you manage to live so long?"

Old man: "Well, son, I got married when I was 21. The wife and I decided that if we had arguments, the loser would take a long walk to get over being mad. I suppose I have been benefited most by 79 years of fresh air."



Joke courtesy of Pruneville.com
Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons, property of Jonathan Smith