Edna: Margie, you talk a lot about that talented young man from the "Supernatural" television show. But I bet I know something about Mr. Jensen Ackles that you don't.
Margie: Edna, I talk about him a lot and I have sweet dreams of him too.
What do you think you know?
Edna: Don't get snippy with me, you harpy! I'm being nice and sharing this information with you. I even have pictures. But if you don't want to see them....
Margie: Have a brownie, Edna, and let me see. I hope he has clothes on.
Edna: Margie, I don't even want to know what would make you think that I would show you nekkid pictures of that nice young man. You must be out of your gourd, and I'm going to ignore that you even said that. I'll take the brownie, though.
Now, the first thing I'm going to show you isn't really a picture of him, it's a link to a movie trailer for his new movie coming out in January 2009. It's called "My Bloody Valentine 3-D" and you can look at the trailer here. But hold on to your bloomers, it's a might scary.
Margie: Sakes alive, Edna. Are you trying to scare an old lady to death? I just don't know if I can go see that movie.
I'd sure like for that young man to pick me as his regular Valentine though. Hunka burning love is what he is. Whoo Wee!
Edna: Get your mind out of the gutter and pay attention, I have something else to show you. These pictures are from a movie Mr. Ackles made some time ago called "Ten Inch Hero" but it hasn't been released yet here in the US. I bet you won't even recognize him!
Margie: My word, Edna. Blue hair? Tattoos? Well, I always did love a bad boy.
I'm glad you call him Mr. Ackles because he probably wouldn't like you calling him by his first name.
Edna: Good grief, Margie! I take the time and the trouble to show you these things I found, and all you do is insult me. See if I show you anything interesting again. From now on, I'm keeping Jensen for myself, you can go kiss a toad.
Margie: I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you, Edna.
Announcement for our readers in the
Los Angeles/Southern California area:
There will be a special screening of "Ten Inch Hero"
in Los Angeles on Monday, November 24th!
For more information, including theater location
and ticket prices, head here: "Ten Inch Hero" blog.