Margie: Valentine's Day is just around the corner. I can't imagine anybody wanting to buy Edna anything but, if you do, here's a hint. The more makeup Edna can pack on her face the better she likes it. All those deep wrinkles need a lot of makeup so she can always use more.
Edna thinks she looks like a young Judy Garland but Edna doesn't look like a young anything. My word! Send makeup or send nothing.