Margie: It's our lucky day, friends. Edna has gone to the Bath and Body Works store. Lawsy me, she loves that place so she'll be gone for hours. She'll try all their lotions and come home to give me a sick headache too.
Well, to be honest, we didn't have such a place when we were young women so we do like to smell good now.
You know what else we missed out on when we were young ladies ? Hot men. Yes, there was no such thing. Ladies didn't use such terms. I sure am glad I lived to see that change.
For instance, here's the hottest man I've ever seen. Turn me loose! Jensen Ackles, you shiver my old timbers! That's not all but a lady knows when to be quiet and just smile.
What makes him even hotter than hot? Look at this picture and see if you can guess. Lord have mercy on this old lady's heart!
Whooee, friends and neighbors, look at those suspenders! He makes suspenders sexy.
One more then I'd best go act like I've been cleaning house before Edna gets home.
