Margie: Edna, did you know that June is National Candy Month? Silly me, I forgot that you think every month is candy month. That reminds me, have you seen my Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? Don't even try that old lie about you guess a rat got them. We don't have rats!
Edna: Oh, I ate them all right. You're so bitter and mean, I figured you wouldn't miss your sweets. Happy Candy Month!
Margie: That is very hateful, sister. If you were a candy then you'd be Sour Apple!
Edna: Well, if YOU were a candy, you'd be a Dum-Dum!
