The Royal Couple

Margie: Edna and I would like to offer our congratulations and best wishes to the newly wed William and Kate. What a lovely couple. We wish them many years of happiness.

Let's be serious, Wills, because you surely don't want your honeymoon wrecked by gawkers, photographers, and busybodies. Edna and I would like to offer you a quiet honeymoon getaway in our basement. Nobody will know you're here and Edna will be a fine maid. Please call and let us know when you'll be arriving.We accept cash or American credit cards.