Edna: You know, in my day, I could really turn heads out on the dance floor but I'm just not that flexible any more. I don't know how this lady in Ohio does it, but she's still doing splits at 94 years old! Gosh, I hope she takes Boniva or something, you could really break a hip that way.
Boniva? She'd best have a few stiff drinks before she dances. I'm no fool so I'll just sit here and watch TV dancing.